Minnesota won’t let me hunt in their fine state this year because I was born in 1980.  If I were born in 1979, I could get a nonresident small game license with a pheasant stamp, but because I was born in 1980 I cannot.

Everyone born after January 1, 1980 must complete a Hunter’s Safety Course to obtain a hunting license in Minnesota … BUT Minnesota has an Apprentice Hunter Validation allowing one to hunt with licensed Minnesota hunters without having to take the Hunter’s Safety Course … BUT the one-year Apprentice Hunter Validation is only for Minnesota residents.

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So because I was born in 1980 and I am not a Minnesota resident, I cannot buy a nonresident small game license.  I also cannot take a Hunter’s Safety Course because the schedule for this year in the entire Fargo-Moorhead area is over.  No hunting this year for me.